Monday, December 31, 2012
you want resolutions? fine, i will give you resolutions.
1) look at the accompanying photo ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED MARK OFFA LIST
2) spend as little time in washington state as possible. this is the same goal as i had last year. the times when i was not in fuckwad land were THE BEST parts of last year. so, i am saying to all of you who know me DO YOU WANT COMPANY IN 2013 BECAUSE I CAN BE COMPANY JUST ASK ME TO VISIT OK
also, i am trying to go to either south america or asia. we will see how that turns out depending upon ticket prices.
also, also, still looking at iceland in late oct/early nov.
and maybe london in april.
3) idk something will probably come up
4) make people refer to seattle as "the tacky".
enjoy your end of year revelry if this is something you do. i have been to enough shit parties in seattle to know that i am not going to bother because, god, parties are always such shit in the tacky. it's a much better use of my time to plan trips away from this suckhole, so i will be doing that.
happy 2013, etcs.
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
she can never sit still, that fuji.
more scintillating things of this nature are sure to show up during the next few hours. so if you're totally over your family, why not check in from time to time? it will be just as boring but i won't harangue you about your political views or when you're going to have kids, etc.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
i hope you are not as sad as me or this tree. if you are, please remember that it's only about 12 more days and then we don't have to deal with this shit again until 2013.
if you aren't, hooray! have a great holiday or whatever!
Friday, December 21, 2012
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
STILL two new full spectrum light bulbs in the living room. ALSO i did not screw up the timer on the coffee pot last night so there is coffee. AND there are some goofy surprises that i sent to a few people. i am looking forward to their reactions. (that is what is really keeping me going, if i'm honest.)
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
i think i like this better than wearing them because i can actually see the front of them, you know?
edit: what is up with that weird cropping, blogger? you can TOTALLY NOT SEE my puerto rico cave shirt! COME ON
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Sunday, December 09, 2012
Saturday, December 08, 2012
hahah that title. god.
anyway, today i made cakes in lemons.
it's pretty much just a twist on making a cake in an orange like you did in scouts or whatever 'cept i didn't bother building a fire. OH YEAH ALSO LEMONS NOT ORANGES.
click through here for the set for visual steps if you need them. basically though, just cut open some lemons, squish out the innards, fill 2/3 of the way with white cake mix and bake for 20 min at 350f.
the result is a sort of a lemon custard thing. enjoyable, i suppose. but not as fun as the noise the lemons make when you're not all precious about disemboweling them.
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
what do you know! i managed to stretch the world's most ridiculously sized canvas this morning without staple gunning myself in one of my fingers! everything is, indeed, coming up milhouse.
finished piece by this afternoon? sure, i guess so. well, if it doesn't suck. also, please to not be getting your hopes up because this is just ridiculous from every angle. um, as usual.
Tuesday, December 04, 2012
Monday, December 03, 2012
so this is going to be the last post of the day. it's not nice to fill up feed readers, right?
i've been making this ginger scallion sauce/oil/stuff for a couple of years now. recipe is here. it is pretty much just wok oil. but WHATEVER WOK OIL IS TASTY
i usually use it on baked chicken over basmati or jasmine rice but leff eats it on almost everything. it smells FANTASTIC and people will think you'll have used some magical kitchen witchery when they eat it. but HA JOKE IS ON THEM it is only oil, ginger, green onions and salt.
SO EASY PEASY SO NOT LEMON DIFFICULT
but, hey, make these even if you don't need an emergency batch. here's the recipe. i omitted the crystallized ginger because 1) didn't feel like hopping the ferry to uwajimaya 2) didn't feel like crystalizing ginger at home. they're still really good if you leave it out.
it looks like things are going to be going short form. yay! i guess. it might mean more frequent posts? who the fuck knows.
anyway, since i am changing things so much, i thought i would GIVE YOU SOME OWLS to soften the blow so HERE ARE SOME OWLS. see you in a minute with some cookies.