the weather was pleasantly shitty today. (it kept all screeching methheads, moss people and salt water rednecks indoors) i am glad that we have an indoor grill though. otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to continue charring our way to brilliance. (hahahah, ah god.)
can you BELIEVE how scintillating every bit of news i can leak is?! yes! this is my jam! CAN YOU STAND IT
i would have bought bonne maman marmalade as well but it was not available for some weird reason. fucking love that jam. (not a paid advert.)
also, just to show you how goddamned lazy i am right now, mayo with sriracha already added.
it's only in the house because it was, like, $1.50 and i'm always mixing sriracha + mayo for deviled eggs and budget spicy tuna roll and, god, i cannot be arsed to do much of anything right now. (WON'T SOMEONE JUST [REDACTED] ALREADY JESUS CHRIST)