can you BELIEVE how scintillating every bit of news i can leak is?! yes! this is my jam! CAN YOU STAND IT
i would have bought bonne maman marmalade as well but it was not available for some weird reason. fucking love that jam. (not a paid advert.)
also, just to show you how goddamned lazy i am right now, mayo with sriracha already added.
it's only in the house because it was, like, $1.50 and i'm always mixing sriracha + mayo for deviled eggs and budget spicy tuna roll and, god, i cannot be arsed to do much of anything right now. (WON'T SOMEONE JUST [REDACTED] ALREADY JESUS CHRIST)
and now i go back to waiting. later.