Wednesday, November 05, 2008

this is getting old

i swear to fucking god, if i have to deal with another motherfucking apartment complex fire someone is going to get their fucking ass kicked into next week.

what was a trend in tennessee has now occured in our building in seattle.

this time it was because of some asshat's grease fire.

everyone (cats included) is ok. there's no damage to our unit. it doesn't even smell that bad.

but for real. don't be squandering my new found feelings of goodwill, fellow apartment building resident. fires piss me off.

oh, and p.s.-the way to handle a grease fire is to a) cover the fire with a lid b) try baking soda c) use a fucking chemical fire extinguisher, asshole.


jrhyley said...

Which comes with your apartment, by law, in every state. Gah.

My neighbors seem to prefer flood to fire, in two years we've had 5 incidents of "excess moisture."

r4kk4 said...

oh that SUCKS!!!

i always know when i have a flood that it's time to move.

did i ever tell you about the time that i returned to my flooded apartment after a week long trip to chicago. the idiot neighbor on the 3rd floor forgot they'd left their bathtub faucet on and flooded out the whole fucking building.

i can't wait to own my own goddamned house.