memories of knoxville

part of a two hour conversation i had with dr. fusbender last night...

me: so there's this guy on flickr called the triskaidekagrammatron? he lives in fountain city...

df: right outside of knoxville, yeah...

me: yeah! he's been taking pictures of knoxvegas..

df: knoxpatch!

me: HAHA! knoxpatch! yeah, well, he's been taking pictures of knoxpatch and there's this statue downtown that i'd totally forgotten about. it's some guy rowing a boat only the boat's half submerged in the bricks. i think it was near the tomato head?

df: hey! near where griffins was!

me: right! anyway, do you remember that statue?

df: uh...

me: i think you puked on it. or was it someone else?

dr: no, that was probably me.