holiday chores

i will say one thing in favor of having a fractured foot, you are so immobile and bored that you will knock out your holiday cards extra early.

as i'm perpetually cash strapped (you don't go into my line of work if you are planning on retiring (unless you are damien hirst (who i am not, obvs))), i have to kinda'...fix...some of my stock to be appropriate to the season. this is how i end up making a tortuous pun like "deck the ball with drawn on holly, bwahhahahaha-haha-hahaaaaaaaa".

hey, you work with what you've got. (you should see how bad the jokes are on the other cards. :/)

(yes, that is the "blue ball". heh.)