Saturday, January 01, 2005

distorto fish 1, rakka 0

since there is nothing on the tellie, leff and i are watching the educational channel that our local cable company provides. (basically 24 hours of language courses, old wgbh documentaries, you know, "corporate funding provided by the annenberg cpb project")

anyway, i just realized that we were watching a documentary about those creepy ass super deep sea distorto fish and i almost screamed!

look, normally, it takes a lot to frighten me. but when the distorto fish are factored into the equation, i just curl up in a fetal ball and cry until their brutal images unburn themselves from my retinas.

irrational fear? of course it is. but let me tell you, i'm not going scuba diving any time soon.

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