oh, hello. you caught me right before i started gnawing on these books.
no, not literally.
and yes. that IS the y2k survival guide and cookbook. i have my reasons. (although it's not for the tvp sausage recipe, i'll tell you that!)
so, while you're here, let me ask you. what song have you gotten stuck in your head lately? ever get partman parthorse's "dfwth" lodged in there? i have. and here's a picture of a ho.ho.horse to prove it.
although, i'll try not to sing it in nyc since i might be fined. or, better yet, bitch slapped.
can you say "bitch slapped" in new york anymore? har har har.
books...gnawing...see you monday.