don't ever work for an internet company with the area code of 404. you're just tempting the fates.
there is a religious mini golf course in lexington, ky. i suppose you can get a holy in one. (waaa-waaaaah! ba doom chink!)
if you have a very vivid dream in which you share a round house with joanne worley, rosalind russell and various other dark haired ladies from the '50's-'70's. and in this dream, joanne worley steals your 5" light blue maribou heel (the right one) to make you late for your audition. DON'T try to figure out what the dream means. you'll just give yourself a headache.