it will make things easier for everyone. another tip, wait until everyone is sloshed and then tell them that it's a premade holiday.
then get them progressively drunker and start subtracting side dishes from the menu. NO ONE WILL CARE! IT WILL BE A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE!
oh, hell. here's a third tip. if you take a can of this shit
you will have the greatest cranberry sauce EVAR!
fourth tip: this is how you make green beans.
seriously, no one gives a shit as long as there is...what's that? yes! wine!! there it is in the background!
and if they do care? kick them the fuck out. ungrateful bastards!
hope your hoildays were as
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I'm with you 126%, until we come to the stovetop stuffing. Why not just eat the box it came in? [shudder]
Leff likes it? *shoulder shrug*
I didn't eat much stuffing because, you know, carbs, etc. I did eat ALL OF THE GREEN BEANS though.
Remind me sometime to make some actual dressing/stuffing for you guys. Thanksgiving is all about carbs, woman! Cakes and pies and cookies and cocktails. And stuffing. Mmm.
I'm borrowing your menu next year. It looks more fun, and your fridge can't be as slammed as mine right now.
I will accept your offer! (I've made stuffing before but after this year I just couldn't be arsed.)
Oh, I'm too depressed for carbs. hahaha! All I do now is sleep and not eat. (I've slept 24 HOURS IN THE PAST TWO DAYS! 0_0 )
The awesome! I hearts.
How odd: rhy is part of the capica (spelling?)
it's also the surname of gruff rhys!
ac! your comment showed up in the wrong place!
basically, yeah. i've had thanksgivings where i've made everything and i was miserable. cans and boxes from now on!
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