it will make things easier for everyone. another tip, wait until everyone is sloshed and then tell them that it's a premade holiday.
then get them progressively drunker and start subtracting side dishes from the menu. NO ONE WILL CARE! IT WILL BE A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE!
oh, hell. here's a third tip. if you take a can of this shit
you will have the greatest cranberry sauce EVAR!
fourth tip: this is how you make green beans.
seriously, no one gives a shit as long as there is...what's that? yes! wine!! there it is in the background!
and if they do care? kick them the fuck out. ungrateful bastards!
hope your hoildays were as