Thursday, June 29, 2006

punny, brain age, i hate fedex

there are two things that i need to make-- pistol whipped cream (for explosively delicious desserts) and "legend of zelda" cufflinks.

*cough*

today in brain age, i got all 5.



amazing.

have i mentioned how much i hate fedex? they don't even TRY to fucking deliver packages. i've been waiting in the apt all morning. waiting for the package but does fedex even try to deliver it to me? no, of course they don't. the package is downstairs in the manager's apt. and, while i really appreciate that my building offers this service, i'm still hella pissed that i don't HAVE THE FUCKING PACKAGE THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING ON ALL MORNING!

i hate you fedex.

4 comments:

Ruby said...

I can't get more than 3 on that damn head count thing.

r4kk4 said...

it's pretty hard! i got lucky that time. i usually can't get more than 3 either.

Irregular Shed said...

FedEx are a bunch of useless fuckwits. They've routinely left Amazon.co.uk parcels for us outside a derelict house further along our street, despite the fact that a) the house is clearly empty and falling apart and b) I've put a FUCKING SIGN on the door saying that it's not Number 8. Okay, it'd be easier if Number 8 were next to Number 7, but that's not the case - hence the sign.

Grrrrr!

Maybe they thought that the boxes contained Gwyneth Paltrow's head like in Se7en. Or maybe they're just numpties.

r4kk4 said...

oh NO!!! that's AWFUL!!

did you always get your packages of did they ever get stolen? grrrrr!!

i think they're just numpties. ;D although the gwyneth paltrow explination is quite funny. :D!